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Goat Simulators Patch Notes sind unterhaltsamer als so manches Spiel

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Mit dem gestern veröffentlichten Update kommen alle möglichen mehr oder weniger nützlichen Dinge, etwa Kopfbedeckungen und Multiplayer, zu Goat Simulator hinzu – völlig kostenlos. Das ist cool, aber das Unterhaltsamste und Coolste ist die Beschreibung, mit der Entwickler Coffee Stain Studios, das Update anpreist.

Aus Goat Simulators Patch Notes auf Steam:

  • Added local splitscreen multiplayer

  • Added a new map, try it out in the "custom game" section

  • The humans have been given a brain with the cognitive abilities of a 4 year old

  • Humans consequently learned to speak. You'll wish they hadn't.

  • Added more goats

  • Isn't this kid super cute? http://vimeo.com/95834056

  • Made fun of Michael Bay. Again. Please don't sue.

  • Added more powers

  • Fixed the hitbox of flappy goat

  • Poured several buckets full of Optimization™ into the game

  • Made sure no class differences exists in Goat City Bay

  • Added tons of achievements

  • You can now run along walls

  • You can now run up walls

  • Stand by for Goatfall

  • Changed batteries in our fire alarm

  • The Goats have learned to ride bikes, press R to mount.

  • The Goats have learned to ride longboards, press R to mount.

  • The Humans have learned how to ride Goats

  • Enjoyed flappy goat

  • You can now buy hats for money

  • This woman made her skin look 20 years younger DOCTORS HATE HER click here

  • Fixed display of Int enchantments on crafted gear

  • Applying plastic wrap around your screen will now give you a 3D-effect.

  • Added VR support

  • Reverted hitbox of flappy goat

  • Made hitbox worse on flappygoat

  • Removed Flappy Goat, I hate that fucking game.

  • Got 11 points on Flappy Goat; readded Flappy Goat.

  • Spent more time writing jokes about Flappy Goat than working on the patch

  • Changed the points required for the Flappy Goat Achievement from 10 to 30

  • Just kidding.

  • Removed VR support

  • Ultra-realistic water simulation

  • Fire alarm still beeping

  • You can now swim. Well not really swim, more like float around in a semi-controlled buoyant propulsion fashion.

  • Added volume slider in options for NPC speech.

  • Deadmau5 has finally left EDM. Is now making Goatronica.

  • We went to see Godzilla. It was ok. Cool sound effects.

  • Updated patch notes.

  • Added a lot of new sound effects.

  • Mary had a little ... GOAT!? Historians uncover new evidence, click here!

  • There is a new game inside of the game, it's called SteamWorld Goat.

  • Honored Notch

  • Changed batteries in fire alarm. Again.

  • Wanted to add shadows to buildable blocks but couldn't figure out how, can someone please tell us?

  • Patch notes now covers more than an A4.

  • Seriously stop making threads asking about patch notes 4 seconds after the patch goes live, calm down

  • Game downloading, does anyone have the patch notes?

  • New patch?

  • Patch released today does anyone know what it does

  • Where are the patch notes

  • Fire alarm still beeping

  • Why is the patch so big?

  • Lazy devs.

  • If you want we can zip it, then rar it to make it smaller. Do you want it on Megaupload?

  • Is this game worth it? Should I buy?

  • Devs please put the game on a sale so I can save 4 bucks

  • I don't like ___, please add an option to remove ___

  • Performed Satanic rituals to summon Phil Fish

  • Plz come back

  • Actually optimized the game a bit

  • What use are ladders when you can run on the walls?

  • I hate water

  • Played a whole lot of Wildstar

  • Volvo pls fix ___.

  • Added a Capture the Flag game mode.

  • Added Uncle Goat, I'm sorry about my Goat.

  • Added a Capture the Flag game mode.

  • Added five new colors, all of which are unseeable by the human eye.

  • We actually bought a stuffed goat head IRL for our office, we have no idea what to do with it.

  • Updated our Meta Score to 91/100.

  • Killed PC gaming

  • How long will the patch notes be?

  • Changed batteries in the other fire alarm

  • Increased Storm Spirit's Static Remnant AoE by 15.

  • Ride a bike with a human on your back. Not like this dude:

    Goat Simulator's Patch Notes Are The Best

    YouTube™ Video: Goat riding a guy riding a bike

    Views: 1,310,038

  • You can now play ragdoll goat hockey!

Großartig. Und hey, das Update erhielt sogar seinen eigenen Trailer. Den müssen Sie sich einfach ansehen:


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